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I’m usually not overly sensitive to scents/sprays. However, I have found automated air fresheners in bathrooms contains some of the most potent, eye-burning scents known to man. A particular bathroom at the school I go to has four of these babies in the room all firing every 15 minutes or so. Walking in that bathroom is like walking into a French whore house. Horrible.
Today I was in the restroom at work washing my hands and I looked up. What did I see? One of those evil machines staring at me with its single eye of death spray. I thought to myself, you need to leave now before it sprays. As I was drying my hands with my back to machine, it lets out the puff of air.
Awe shit.
Not more than two seconds later I felt the mist hit my neck and then into my sinuses. You’d think the floral scent would be relaxing, but it’s not. I’m very lucky I didn’t get a migraine out of this experience. But now I know, the machines can read your thoughts and are as devious as those squirrels that run out in front of cars to make you swerve to miss them.
